mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc July 21, 2008

check your oil

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.

I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.

by Bevis October 8, 2004

mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil

We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil

by aodhan18 April 14, 2010

DP oil spill

while being double penatrated DP dp, the woman poops herself. in reference to the 2010 BP oil spill

jeff and i were DP-ing this chick and all of sudden we had a DP oil spill on our hands

by pearljamit April 30, 2011

Oil Field Trash

White trash, are usually oilfield trash working their ass off for fairly average pay. 97% of the work force is male (of any ethnic group), women need not apply for this extremely labor-intensive job (as rig worker).

I'm trash myself, working 80 hour weeks. Most men on my tour (pronounced tower) are hard working family men, toiling for the $. Oil Field trash usually have to wear FRC's (fire retardant clothing).

by CowboyDriller January 31, 2007

Oklahoma Oil Field

When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background

Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out

by J-Rad Wisnizzle May 21, 2023

OldBall-Z-oil

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018