by T.iara September 8, 2010
Get the OAO mug.A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.
It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".
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It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".
See fucktard
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.
Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?
Father: In every way possible. :)
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.
Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?
Father: In every way possible. :)
by Fouts is God May 15, 2006
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.1) A city in the East Bay, notorious for it's crime and homicides.
2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Bezerkley and San Francisco.
3) My home town.
2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Bezerkley and San Francisco.
3) My home town.
Oakland's got a bad rep, but it's honestly not as bad as it's said to be. I lived right in the middle of it for 12 years and I never got shot.
by Lloydie-boy February 13, 2008
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1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.
2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g
1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.
2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g
1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"
2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"
2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"
by BroonBear May 17, 2010
Get the oats mug.An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.
by Matthew850 September 21, 2006
Get the Minced Oath mug.Oak Harbor is not the most boring place on earth. The little town of Coupeville, wich is Oak Towns neighbor. Im sure that anyone who has spent more than 15 minutes in Coupeville would be able to relate with me.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Tyler: Dude, lets go hang out in Oak Harbor.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.
by Seth d. Miller July 2, 2008
Get the Oak Harbor mug.A wealthy suburb just outside of Toronto bordering Lake Ontario. People from Oakville are held to many stereotypes, but contrary to popular belief we don't all sit at home watching The OC drinking Starbucks complaining about our Lexus'. Maybe we did watch The OC- when we were 13- but don't tell me people who aren't from Oakville didn't either. Starbucks is a coffee franchise- Sue me if I like my frappuccinos. And yes, maybe nice cars do cruise down Lakeshore- I'm sure there's plenty in other towns too. Just like how there's mansions, potheads and snobs in other towns as well. While it is true that Oakville is the wealthiest town in Canada, it is not true that we’re all rich snobs. The richest part of Oakville is by the lake where wealthy business men tear down old houses and use the land to build mansions. The rest of Oakville is filled with fairly new average/large size houses inhabited by good people. While it is also true many in Oakville smoke weed and say words like "chate" and "krawk" we’re filled with fairly well educated people. Not all of us are well off, but a good majority are. Oakville's residents consist of the rich, the elderly, and families with teenagers. We are all largely stereotyped by residents of Mississauga. Although some of us may fit the stereotypes in question, a majority of us don't and people from outside of town should get to know us before they diss our beautiful home. Hate Oakville? Take a walk along Bronte by the lake and then get back to me.
Oakville kid: My Mom's being so chate right now..;
Oakville kid: I got accepted in to Western!;
Mississauga kid: Man I hate Oakville. Its because I'm jealous that they're so awesome over there.;
Oakville Kid: Hey let's chill later
Missisauga Kid: Yeah! Those stupid stereotypes. You're cool.;
Long time Oakville resident: I'm glad I live in Oakville, its a beautiful town;
Oakville kid: Let's go get Starbucks in the Lexus. ;
Oakville kid: You up for some Tim Horton's? We can ride our bikes there;
Oakville kid: Man, these stereotypes sure are chate.
Oakville kid: I got accepted in to Western!;
Mississauga kid: Man I hate Oakville. Its because I'm jealous that they're so awesome over there.;
Oakville Kid: Hey let's chill later
Missisauga Kid: Yeah! Those stupid stereotypes. You're cool.;
Long time Oakville resident: I'm glad I live in Oakville, its a beautiful town;
Oakville kid: Let's go get Starbucks in the Lexus. ;
Oakville kid: You up for some Tim Horton's? We can ride our bikes there;
Oakville kid: Man, these stereotypes sure are chate.
by Live.Love.Oakville. July 1, 2010
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