by Kathryn Santini August 16, 2016
Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
by Ho-Chi-Mint September 17, 2013
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
by Vampsy December 10, 2022
A system of secret code numbers, also called the math club.
1- guy
2- fat guy
3-girl
4-threesome
5-fat girl
6-half of nine
7-gay guys
8-gay girls
9- half of six
1- guy
2- fat guy
3-girl
4-threesome
5-fat girl
6-half of nine
7-gay guys
8-gay girls
9- half of six
Guy1: That guy was such a 72
Guy2: What are you talking about?
Guy3: You wouldn't get it, you're not in the math club! You don't know the number code.
Guy2: What the heck are you guys talking about?
(Guy1&2 hi5)
Guy2: What are you talking about?
Guy3: You wouldn't get it, you're not in the math club! You don't know the number code.
Guy2: What the heck are you guys talking about?
(Guy1&2 hi5)
by Kis4coffee May 03, 2010
by kahda July 20, 2004
An extreme tool; coined at Williams Grove Speedway, August 19, 2008, because of the #5 outlaw race car sponsored by "Extreme Tools."
by Moira & Cara December 18, 2008
*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."
by WhitePearl88 May 21, 2020