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by coolestgirl October 28, 2013
Get the lauren faulknermug. A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017
Get the Mario and Laurenmug. a bad ass motherfucking mofo who doesnt need to get her life cuz shes got it all figured out. u dont wanna fuck with her, shell beat ur ass. but if u get to know her, all ull wanna do is fuck her. u find a Lauren Nell, u never let her go.
by pablorichter December 20, 2013
Get the lauren nellmug. Lauren is the prettiest girl you have ever met. She’s loving and will make you happy when your sad. She is secretly insecure about herself and her relationships. She doesn’t want to be broken cause she is afraid. If you ever find a Lauren don’t let her go like I did. She’s one of a kind and was my world.
by Anonymous 123Z July 27, 2019
Get the Lauren Winnemug. The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)
by Bournemouth2k12 March 10, 2013
Get the Lauren Catterallmug. Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019
Get the Lauren Walkermug. A Lauren himnan is a dumb bustdown bitch who looks like garret watts and and aardvark fucked and had a baby, but was drop kicked in the stomach while pregnant. has the wrist laugh in thee entire universal orbit
by your moms house February 6, 2019
Get the Lauren hinmanmug.