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Filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).

To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
by the real sweet-a-bix July 8, 2010
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Soccer Ninja

When a person has no idea what they are doing and makes amazing defensive soccer plays.
Pat Colonnnelli is a soccer ninja.
by The soccer ninja July 20, 2010
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Ball Sack Ninja

Type of ninja who use's the scrotum when fighting. Using the fighting style "sack-qwon-do".
He just beat that guy down with his nuts! Damn, He's a real ball sack ninja.
by benji64 January 29, 2009
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ninja afk

When a person online goes afk without warning or provocation. Usually to the utter dispair of whoever he/she is interacting with online (note screams of frustration) and often frequently.
"Omgoogle dude, Charles went ninja afk again."
by Matrix_Gymnast August 7, 2006
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Ninja Kitty

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string
Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....
by Jimmy Kline July 24, 2008
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Ninja King

The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.

Note: This is not actually a real chess move.
"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."

or:

Bob: "Check Mate!"

Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"

*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*

Bob: "Shit."
by Weardow7 September 7, 2007
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ninja dab

Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined
As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.
by soulsbowls July 15, 2016
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