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Magic Mushroom

An extremely strong type of illegal drug that is very addictive and popular to teens and young adults. It can get you high very fast and also get you low very fast.
"This is the police, We're suspecting that you're storing magic mushrooms here.
by CBNSK May 16, 2007
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Mushroom Stamp

The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)
Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.

Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!

Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.

(Both laugh)
by MattDiver March 21, 2011
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bloody mushroom stamp

While having vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently going through her minstrel cycle, you remove your penis and violently smack it on her forehead. This action results in a red mushroom like stamp on the females forehead.
Craig Boggs is a true dogg! He was banging this chick last night and he gave her a bloody mushroom stamp! Doubt she ever calls him back.
by Ithemrwes February 28, 2016
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double dipper mushroom

Ingesting a hallucinogenic mushroom that has one hit of lsd and one hit of mescaline dipped into it.
Yo bro I'm still tripping balls of that double dipper mushroom I ate at the party last night.
by johnny bravo & mojo jojo October 20, 2008
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Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.
by Eren Yeeter December 8, 2020
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Mushroom-tip Chowder

Jizz. or "making mushroom-tip chowder" is masturbation
Eddie: Hey! Wanna come over for some mushroom-tip chowder?

Fletch: Sure! Sounds yummy!

or

Eddie: Whatcha doin tonight?
Fletch: Nothin, just making a some mushroom-tip chowder...
by pudd thumper November 20, 2011
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chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008
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