muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.

Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy

by Muscles2muscles February 9, 2018

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown February 18, 2016

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 2, 2022

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 April 11, 2016

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017