Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

by dgray May 28, 2012

Mental Powerhouse

Mental Powerhouse (n, adj.); A descriptive used in slang of counterculture to describe a burnout, or individual who makes use of unrealistic mentalist descriptive traits. Also describes a self-inflated opinion of ones own mental ability to influence others or situations. A failure to understand the physical nature of the real world.

He/she, is a Mental Powerhouse. There are too many Mental Powerhouses among the group.

by Sheriffknight October 16, 2014

Mental Five

When you and a bro high five in your minds because a. You're too far away from each other to actually high five b. You both just can't be bothered to high five or c. Because the action/event was so awesome that a normal high five just wouldn't suffice

Alex: Woah dude that was so cool, mental five

Harry: Nice!

by bluedudeinahole September 25, 2014

Mental age

Something that tells you how retarded you are

Can I take a quiz on my mental age?

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

Gwede mantashe

Coal stan

Don't be a Gwede Mantashe. One is enough.

by ClimateGhost January 17, 2022