Matthew

That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018

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Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

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Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018

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A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!

Keep Matthew’s in your life!

by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018

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A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

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