Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you
by Dale dobback November 12, 2020
A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!
Keep Matthew’s in your life!
by e.bar2els4 July 30, 2018
The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.
by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017
matthew is the kind of guy you would fall in love with. i know, because i have.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
by loveulotslikejellytots June 19, 2018
A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.
by Tirdface April 12, 2019
by Pissqual December 24, 2018
Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
by iamfromArea51help July 16, 2019