what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.

Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.

by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 4, 2023

Monke

Made by Jeremiah Nyeswah on accident means anything

“Wsp Monke” “i hate MONKES so much”
“Monke butt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

by Monkemanstan March 4, 2023

Monke

The rulers of the universe and they are all beat friends with allah

Guy1: hey monke is so cool
Guy2: yes they rule the universe

by TheBurbintor June 23, 2021

monke

giga monke (monke)

i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.

by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012