The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

M-bon

A nickname given to a person named Max; the name derives from the ice cream Maxibon and can be changed to suit preferences.

Bon-Bon-Bon-Bon Bonatron

M-bon, how's it hanging?

by Vanilla Thunderzz January 26, 2011

Wesley M

Wesley M is the dumbest kid in the whole school. Usually the social reject with no friends. Wesley M's are always short. A good thing about Wesley M's is that they are always active on discord and pretty much have no life but epic video games and discord. You should ask one out if you have one in your school. They are dumb but reliable just like a dog make sure you treat them like on that is there favorite thing.

"Wesley is so short he should probably grow some more." Hot babe
"I am 3'6 i'm so tall" Average Wesley M

by ihatepeople123456 August 20, 2021

Elyssa M

Elyssa is an amazing girl. she is fun to be around. Elyssa Always has the latest tea to spill. she is good at art but bad a Japanese. she gets extreme mental malfunction breakdown when she gets yet another stupid worthless assignment that will not contribute to her future. no we don't want to know how to count to 10 in Japanese. WE WANT TO LEARN USEFUL LIFE SKILLS SO WE DON'T BECOME HOMELESS!

Elyssa M wanted to die when she was handed another assignment.

Please spill the tea Elyssa

PLEASE Don't kill me Elyssa M

by LemonLorikeet September 25, 2019

Nalani M

A amazing cute funny person. A fun person to be around. An amazing kisser. A person that lies as a joke especially about her boob size. Also an amazing kisser and good a grinding.

Person 1: yo u see Nalani M
Person 2 : yes I thought her boobs were kiwi but they are whole watermelons

Person 3: she lied to you too

by Papaichuloky November 20, 2021

M🖤

Usually shown as (M🖤) in someone’s bio, is commonly used as a form of expression for raging homosexual’s who are still in the closet

Did you see mark update his bio with M🖤 he’s just come out

by FaceYourBalls October 30, 2022