loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

loose dime

a beautiful female willing to have sex

I found loose dime at the club last night and brought her home.

by bunnymux June 4, 2015

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you

- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table

by Eyquem November 14, 2016

Loose legged

Someone that opens their legs easily.

E.g. someone that goes on a one night stand or sleeps around.

You know that girl your dating? Well I hate to break it to you but she is loose legged!!!

by Max0987 December 4, 2015

Loose Laces

A group of whoreiffic young women who party on the reg. You can find them at high school house parties or dressing as hoes on Halloween.

Bro, Fuck yo girlfriend! We gonna tie some loose laces.

by TMA19 January 29, 2016