Logged-out

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.

I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!

by Itvan Humperdink February 03, 2009

Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

by dolphy93 November 05, 2014

cheese log

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!

OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.

by Ben Mercer September 05, 2010

log jam

When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.

Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(

by Luke mafuckin B March 22, 2008

Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.

Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!

by Matt Lispen October 17, 2010

Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log

Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log

by xSenor Bivinsx March 08, 2010

skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.

-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?

by Timo W November 06, 2007