Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.

Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!

by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017

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Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019

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Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

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