KPIP

Keep Pee-pee In Pants. Seems to mostly be a problem with drunk guys at the bar.

Drunk guy: I'm so wasted, my dick is huge, check me out.
Less drunk guy: Duuuude, KPIP!

by kaiselin October 25, 2011

Kpanea

"Sweetheart". The most caring person you'll meet. Loves hard. Shy but when you get to know her funny and weird (in a good way) as fuck. Extremely smart and knows more than she lets on. Dislikes being called Kpanea and goes by Darling

Don't call her Kpanea bruh.

by bestmistake January 26, 2015

kpow

When your friends hits you and makes a pound noise

Hey Jayden KPOW

by MinorFTW December 4, 2016

kpoobari

Kpoobari is a kind a beautiful girl. Kpoobari's are very understanding and give great advice.They are always there for you when you need them,and never let you down.Kpoobari's usually laugh mostly at everything because they love to laugh.When it comes to love kpoobari's are serious about but they end up getting hurt in the end. A kpoobari doesn't know that she needs to let go of the wrong guy in order to find the right guy for her because she is blinded by his games.Kpoobari's voice soothes you when you're going through a tough time and the advice they give helps you a lot. She is a very likeable,talented, and hilarious person.If you know a Kpoobari you're lucky to have her in your life because she is the truest friend you will ever meet and is focused on her goals in life.

"Hey why is she laughing so much!?"

"Because that's a kpoobari!"

by rjgnrjr March 13, 2017

kpfc penalty

when you are playing football and get a penalty but because you are autistic you shoot it straight down the middle and hope it goes in and when you miss just blame it on pressure and stuffing up the shot

james: wow that penalty had more aids than an African child
Jim: oath kou, it was a kpfc penalty if ive ever seen one

by The 8i person May 29, 2017

kpwnh

A random professional developer who overdoses in caffeine as much as the store has, his life is crashing planes at the airport and looking for exceptions in some random applicaton he works on, he is usually bored. Something that is embedded in his life is too much skepticism and random stupidities

Hey, are you like kpwnh ?

by SokolovAwe June 30, 2017

kpn

Shitty dutch ISP mostly active in rural area's where no coax is available. Known for slow internet speeds and horrible service.

nerd 1: We just got 150/50 mbit internet!
nerd 2: We live rural, only KPN here

by Langoor July 21, 2017