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a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
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Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.
by by chicken May 17, 2023
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Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"
by <3tolki November 24, 2021
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Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina
Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself
by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023
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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021
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I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
by Michichet August 13, 2020
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