eye jizz

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.

GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.

by alrightymon June 8, 2010

jizz comet

When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!

"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Mouth Jizz

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz

1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

Rizz and Jizz

Rizz and Jizz is a technique where you "rizz" up a girl and then "jizz". It is very effective technique developed by P.R

Yo he is totally the "Rizz and Jizz" master by the way he pulled her.

by Real_P.R December 20, 2022

Fiddle-jizz

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010