dj spooky jim

a top from tøp

*gets handed the aux cord* I am Dj spooky Jim

by [e-mail] April 12, 2017

Offal Jim Jam

A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.

Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?

Girlfriend: Sure!

Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?

Girlfriend: Cock?

Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.

by shteyngart September 22, 2009

big jim and the twins

penis and testes

by Anonymous October 24, 2002

Jim Morrison diet

To go on a binge; to use lots of alcohol and various drugs in combination with each other, as Morrison infamously did so often.

Person1: Yeah. we're gonna drink some whiskey, do a bit of coke and eat some oxies.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.

by fjdkla December 3, 2010

jim beam hand

The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.

by sexy amy September 22, 2003

slim-jim-dimeAdozen

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.

"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 3, 2009