Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

Jet

A musty-ass bottom-feeding little bastard who steals art and solicits personal information from minors

"Jet is that icecream flavor, no one likes, not even the shopkeepers"

by I'm always right, never wrong August 9, 2022

Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Jet Paskinski

People look at and wonder what my name is then I say.... Stop wondering my name's Jeeeeet 👅

My name's Jet!
Jet Paskinski

by evetheman11 October 6, 2018

Jet-fuzz

The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)

Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.

by East Street December 7, 2012