japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s

yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

Japanese butt circus

When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times

During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.

by Boatlover4 August 9, 2024

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

Japanese tip tickling

The act between two Japanese men that engage in tickling each other's penis tips as if engaged in sword fighting.

"Hey Conner why did you and Adam start Japanese tip tickling in the locker room?"

by Lucky and bolder January 8, 2025

Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII

Phrase used against people who drag out subjects well past their prime

More Pegasus: Mr. Beast just did bad thing.

Commenter: Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII.

by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

Japanese Diarrhea

The kind of shit that happens the morning after you eat an entire Tornado Roll and half a Catamount Roll and the ginger and wasabi that comes with it.

"I thought you were leaving your house at 9."
"Sorry, The Japanese Diarrhea got me."

by The Picklefather February 22, 2026