Bump-Its 

The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.

Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.

Bump-Its by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop 

wot cops say wen one of there fellow cops is killed, is used in the song deep cover

Cop : theres bin a 1-8-7 on the motorway

chief: damn this is all we need where a man down

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop by Wilson 1-8-7 in it May 9, 2005

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.

As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut by OldHonky May 13, 2006

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.

Retarded idiot: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Person: Shut The Fuck Up Dumbass!

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host by literal asshole February 15, 2023

Look Its a Pony

A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.

Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!

Look Its a Pony by BRYNNA May 13, 2005

Originality at its finest 

Sarcastic term used when a piece of intellectual property (typically an idea) is so obviously blatantly stolen.

YouTuber: *Blatantly takes another YouTuber's idea without credit/permission*
Sarcastic Commenter: "Originality at its finest!"

Originality at its finest by finlay29 September 11, 2016

The love that dare not speak its name 

"The Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as the "Love that dare not speak its name," and on account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man, when the elder man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it." = Oscar Wilde 1845-1900

Oscar Wilde is a really hoopy frood who didn't deserve to be put in jail.
''The love that dare not speak its name'' came from a poem by Lord Alfred Douglas (Oscar's boyfriend)

The love that dare not speak its name by A Broken Student September 26, 2010