by Onz October 15, 2004
Get the Swine Ironmug. A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
by OndaLash July 24, 2011
Get the Hammer and Ironmug. The iron man takes the most drugs and beer and proves himself to be alpha male of the group.
To be a man of iron of a certain group of friends.
To be a man of iron of a certain group of friends.
Iron man
Chuck Norris
Roy Walker
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Damien Lakin
Mike Tyson
Whitney Housten
Bez
Ian Brown
Robert Danny Junior
Jaap Stam
Adrain Mutu
Chuck Norris
Roy Walker
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Damien Lakin
Mike Tyson
Whitney Housten
Bez
Ian Brown
Robert Danny Junior
Jaap Stam
Adrain Mutu
by Smitdaco June 21, 2010
Get the iron manmug. Normally merely a rod made of iron, but sometimes used as a pseudonym for a penis, especially to cause great hilarity amongst chat rooms.
by erendor August 23, 2005
Get the iron rodmug. When the man blows his load on the girls chest. After ejaculation has finished the man sticks an ashtray on the jizz. Leaving behind the famous iron man power supply.
Where's the ashtray? Ask Ashley, I think it's on her chest. Derek pulled an iron man on her last night...she loved it!
by Big Daddy D$ April 6, 2009
Get the Iron Manmug. while receiving oral pleasure, right before you are about to blow, pull her head down as hard as you can, tilting her head at a downward angle, causing the ejaculate to be thrusted out of her nose.
so this chicken was giving me head, and i decided to do the iron dragon- bitch never saw it coming, until it was coming out of her nose. Oh Snap
by natedog dizzle July 6, 2006
Get the The iron dragonmug. V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.
Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!
Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!
Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
by doodledip June 9, 2012
Get the Iron Manningmug.