tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010

cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.

by No u 69 May 31, 2018

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.

Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!

by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023