gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013

Boat Mode

The positioning and appearance of a cat sitting with it's arms folded underneath itself giving the impression that if placed on water would float.

"Bruno is going Boat mode!"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"

by Arctic Blep December 19, 2019

boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.

Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.

by Lorema06 August 17, 2021

Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.

“Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”

by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019

mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.

"I'm on a boat!"

"This mental boat is fucking awesome!"

by boats boats boats September 18, 2009

bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018