fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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The Hook

1) A General term for punishment or penalization.

2) The red hook section of brooklyn new york.

1) Man your off the hook this time, but next time the cops might lock you up.

2) Me and my boys grew up around the hook.

by KoVaH November 27, 2003

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hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

by Voruhs luhzeh January 13, 2005

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hook em up

1. event of two cars racing, i.e. hooking em up to race
2. breeding of dogs.

1. Hey, thats a nice sohc civc.... bet that vinyl makes it fast.... lets hook em up...
2. Hey, nice pit, i have a rot., lets hook em up

by Josh Delaughter September 11, 2005

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fluffy hook

when someone sticks their finger up their ass and gets shit and ass hair on it and then creates a fish hook with their finger and sticks it in someone else's mouth.

kevin- "what'd you do to make jeremy so mad?"

greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."

kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."

by iamoneofyou August 27, 2009

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hook it up phat

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking

Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"

by Sam Irwin December 28, 2011

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hook'em horns

University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.

The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.

by d.c. sterner February 29, 2008

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