Hog Muffin

a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!

HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!

by monster person. June 6, 2010

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Final hog

Phrase used in parts of Manchester to indicate an epic quest is nearing a conclusion

"That was a long walk but we are almost at the car now, entering the final hog"

by Niklaus1989 July 17, 2016

hogs paw

Throwin in a Huge chew into you lower lip. It is called the hogs paw because you have to pinch this chew with three fingers

Bro, your boy weeevver couldn't throw in a hogs paw if his life depended on it.

by Greg iv July 8, 2007

hog innards

The smell of dirty feet which could be easily confused with the smell of decomposing hog organs. The innards are typically disposed of, as they are undesirable.

Jesus Christ! Get those smelly feet away from me! They smell like hog innards!

by Roloweezy March 31, 2014

Hog Chog

The side fat on a woman. Usually hanging over top of pants . Also described as muffin top. Usually exposed.

Dam, look at that hog chog on that girl. Just hangin

by dumper18 April 14, 2010

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023