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Jack "bouges" Burgess a k-town skater park hipster, who is too attractive for any twelvies. He is in denial of his hipsterness and has "other cooler friends." HIPSTER FRIENDS lol twelvies jks..... but not really.
"Hey i like your mustard pants."

"thanks i got them off Jack Burgess."

"I smell hipster...Oh Hey Jack"
by mustard pants July 1, 2012
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hipster

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a hipster! Let's make fun of him and make ourselves look cool! Aren't I so funny guys!!

Person 1:...Guys?

Person 2: Your ignorance is sickening. Just leave.
by Xavier Q. July 11, 2013
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hamster jammer

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.
The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!
by guacapab May 30, 2006
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Hipster Killers

Natural American Spirit cigarettes. Hipsters love American Spirits. They last forever.
Person A: Wanna smoke a cig? Person B: Nah man I don't want to smoke some nasty hipster killers.
by mphtmnslt March 6, 2011
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hamster homie

1. To be a gangster of hamster origin.
2. Be cool, to "roll with tha homies".
"Aiyo, This nigger is a true hamster homie!"
by Psycho B January 7, 2005
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Pizza Hipster

One who gets off on ordering their pizza from independent pizzerias. And refuses to eat at or patricipate in any fuctions that support and engage the use of Little Cearsars Pizza.
Maggie is totall pizza hipster.
by RooversJewvers January 18, 2010
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Shaved Hamster

Rock Band out of Fort lauderdale, FL. USA. Founding members are Stewart Jennings and Amy T. Baxter. Produced by Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz; co-founder and former lead guitarist for Marilyn Manson.
Experience Shaved Hamster's diverse sounds when you go from upbeat, wave hello to your neighbors with a smile to the creeping, dark, bittersweet sound that is sure to lure you in.
by Billy Shakes June 4, 2010
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