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Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat
Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?
by sandman236 July 5, 2018
mugGet the Grannymug.

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.
Working outside, I got a granny necklace.
by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024
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Granny

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
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Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
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Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
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Granny Fucker

"Hey, you know who's a granny fucker? Tyree"
by shitfuckbitch July 14, 2021
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your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.
your great-granny a gay tranny.
by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018
mugGet the your great-grannymug.

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