Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.
Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*
by Ur granny tranny March 11, 2018
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Ur granny tranny

The all time worse thing to say to someone
Joe: Ur mom gay
Dan: Ur dad lesbian
Joe: Ur granny tranny

*Dan dies of shock
by DaddyOfThots69 March 11, 2018
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Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies
"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"
by [bj] JackMehoff September 26, 2019
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granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
by Jmunguia29 August 15, 2015
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Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?
by Handsome Ass Nibba January 30, 2024
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Granny Fight

A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.
by Michael Swindon November 26, 2018
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