Mountain Goat

An ugly ratchet hoe

Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.

by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015

pygmy goat

You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.

by Avlsteph February 23, 2019

Bust a Goat

Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.

"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"

by Booker C May 8, 2008

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

Sassy Goat

Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup

gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later

by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008

Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.

"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."

by ddoggphx July 19, 2007

hitler the goat

The savior of our world

Hitler the goat dies too soon we need another one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017