Gage

Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.

Where’s Gage? Oh he left to go shooting with his homies.

by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022

Gage

A Overweight Blonde-Haired Glasses wearing cunt, that has depression. Is really annoying and never keeps a girlfriend for more than a Week. Everyone secretly hates him and would probably be better off dead.

Man Fuck gage he’s a cunt

by Dickeatser July 5, 2022

Gage

Gage is a man born with no knees

They boy Gage has no knees he's such a loser

by GrandDragonMan July 17, 2022

Gladen

A person who eats a lot of poop, LIKE A LOT, like if they keep it up could die soon a lot

"whys he taking so long in the bathroom?" "oh hes just a Gladen"

by dudebrodudeman August 6, 2022

Gage

A human being with blond hair, Tall nice little bit quirky has a crush on Saige Sage and a another one wares a Jacket goes to Monbulk collage friends with a few people to of which a called Owen and Nicola

Gage is a very good human being

by Fjfknbdjk August 11, 2022

GageTheSlime

A YouTuber whose upload schedule is almost non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen GageTheSlime's most recent video?
Person 2: dude, they haven't uploaded in 2 months

by GageTheSlime September 22, 2022

Gage Sized

Someone who is similar in stature and standard measurements to Gage C.

“That guy is kinda cute but he’s Gage Sized….😬”

by PermGirl69 October 7, 2022