Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021

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Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day

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by Thick ge January 8, 2019

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the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.

Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO

by iraisreal September 12, 2020

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Gabe

A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.

Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"

by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022

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