you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Shart: To have the feeling of a fart, only to later find out after releasing the fart that it was actually poo.
Lucky Shart: This is when you shart during an important time, or place, such as school, your job, a business meeting, or a date.
Lucky Shart: This is when you shart during an important time, or place, such as school, your job, a business meeting, or a date.
Tommy is on a date with the girl of his dreams, when he feels a fart coming on, he then prepares to release it silently, and give the blame to the waiter. Despite his efforts, the fart was loud, and was infact a Lucky Sharts. he goes to change but is then left with embarressment, and the bill.
by T.K.C. September 22, 2009
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
by Thisisnot myrealname August 22, 2017
Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.
by g-bone September 06, 2017
by corporate america February 16, 2018
by Silverback757 October 21, 2011
When a woman charges a man, pulls down his pants, reaches up and finds poop, which is then pulled out to be eaten.
by bjjggkgkgk May 01, 2011