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beach wings

Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings
I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…
by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014
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Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.
by Natterbot June 28, 2023
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beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.
I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!
by DKWSea June 27, 2012
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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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BOOM BEACH

a game made by supercell who also made clash of clan
BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY
by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021
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The Beach Effect

The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.
I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.
by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022
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boom beach

The new game made by Supercell, those same guys who made Clash of Clans. All those games are just rip-offs of each other. It is the same as Clash of Clan except they reversed everything to guns, missiles, and nukes.
In Boom Beach, one guy used 4 tanks to attack me, but a 2 sniper towers, a flamethrower,and my machine gun wrecked them big time.
by Administrator December 14, 2015
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