latin fever

A mental state in which one finds them-self uncontrollably attracted to persons of Latin decent. Symptoms of Latin fever may include: extreme laziness, uncontrollable muscle spasms when exposed to the sounds of maracas or Shakira's voice, money loss, euphoria when chili powder or other similar substances are ingested, and tongue rolling. Latin Fever was first observed in the 1990's when a new OTC drug called TACOS was under production by the company Ese International. Although it was primarily studied scientifically after the production of TACOS, many argue that Latin Fever has been around for centuries in most of South American, Spain, and Mexico.TACOS stands for Translation Advancement Cognitive Oral Supplement, and was a drug intended to increase one's ability to comprehend as well as speak the Spanish language. The drug TACOS never made it through the testing phase as the list of side effects greatly outweighed the positives, however many users found themselves very successfully understanding Spanish. Ese International was charged with "money laundering" cash illegally acquired through drug trade in Mexico. Production was cut short and was never completely finished, yet it is rumored that there are still TACOS still out there, but they are very rare and very hard to find. If you experience symptoms of Latin Fever, call 911 immediately.

John Smith: "This Shakira song is SO SICK! I can't stop dancing"
Juan Lopez: "Chu got chorself a leetle bit o dat Latin Fever Ese! Don't fight it amigo!"

by TheUrbanKiller May 18, 2014

Enchilada fever

Where a nonhispanic has the hots for hispanic women and wants to fuck all of them he can get his hands on, the more the better.

John's got enchilada fever.

by Deep blue 2012 August 14, 2010

socks fever

Sweaty feet.

Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.

by chevolay August 26, 2009

Penetratette fever

Where a man is turned on by women who have had sex before or in other words a penetratette.And is turned on by the thought of a woman taking all those dicks.
He is into 411 ing and sometimes live porn.

John's got penetratette fever.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

prairie fever

The opposite of jungle fever, to lust after a white woman or man

I don't know what's gotten into Janice she seems to have prairie fever the way she's chasing these white men

by Miss Raymond if you're nasty November 23, 2014

sashimi fever

A fever that occurs because you spend too much time in Japan and you get a "fever" for the local ladies.

Man, I just got back from Japan and it was just in time, I was suffering from Sashimi fever and almost went to get a hand job at a rub and tug to help me through it.

by The man in Japan October 3, 2007

urban fever

A terrible condition afflicting African-American males living in suburban and/or predominately white demographical locations.

Characterized by attraction to a Caucasian (white) female, usually with a smaller ass to waist ratio than her black counterpart, by a Black male.

Nigga, Tyrell got that urban fever boi! He be smashin Emily Smith on the daily!

by ryan bob smith john October 28, 2009