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Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.
After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.
by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013
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Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off
"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"
by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021
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Fairy Jane

A combination of Absinthe and Marijuana.

It is a portmanteau of the slang for Absinthe ("Green Fairy") and the slang for Marijuana ("Mary Jane").
I decided to follow up my delicious glass of absinthe with a few hits of marijuana. I lovingly refer to this concoction as Fairy Jane.

Fairy Jane is better than my typical Saturday night out that consists of excessive drinking of fairly decent alcohol, or only a few hits of pot.
by Death Swoon February 12, 2010
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Fuckle Fairy

a flaming homosexual who loves to have promiscuous sex.

could also be used as a swear word when angry.
"man that guy is a total fuckle fairy"
"yeah he's really gay"

"AHH FUCKLE FAIRY, MY COMPUTER CRASHED"
by jdogbuddy November 30, 2009
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Man fairy

A beautiful red-headed Irish boy. He has perfect skin, delicate features, dainty fingers, and sparkles. He is usually flamboyant and in musical theatre. He will enchanted every girl around him. He is a modern day cupid!
by Lady Iron Flower July 7, 2011
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.
Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
by doonga May 17, 2013
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