Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

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Cousin Eddie

When you're having intercourse from behind, slip it in their anus.

When we having sex, I changed it up and gave her a Cousin Eddie

by Slack Panther January 1, 2022

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eddy

a gay dog that humps his pillow

“I just saw a dog humping his pillow!… that’s an eddy for sure!”

by sussybakaamongusshrine November 21, 2021

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Eddies

A slang in Nightcity for Eurodollars (ed). It is the main currency used by various countries in the Cyberpunk world.

Yes chica, that's an easy way to make a few eddies.

It only takes 250k eddies to go to the Moon.

by Tinodaddy September 18, 2022

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Eddie

A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)

by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

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Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

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