Dylan

Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football

Dylan

by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019

Dylan

An amazing person with a great personality. She will always make you laugh and is very good looking.

She’s such a Dylan

by Mwnnsjddjjdjfbbdmikealjdhdheue May 29, 2019

Dylan

The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"

The person who sits next to me in geography class is a Dylan.

by Kailin12 May 13, 2019

Dylan

A Dylan is usually a person with abnormally large quarter nips

Oh my God! Look at his Dylan's!

by Itzshyeboii April 10, 2017

dylan

A FAT CUNT

Who is he?
Oh, he is a dylan

by hiopli May 14, 2017

Dylan

A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.

Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.

by bluewaffle June 6, 2017

Dylan

Can be a mother fucking DICK and fake love you at the same time. He would do anything to get out of doing stuff with his girlfriend and break her fucking heart. DON'T TRUST A Dylan, if you have one in your life...FUCKING RUN!!!

"Dylan? Please do something with me please!!"

"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"

Dylan walks out the door

"You say that everyday...:

by EzriaB26 November 5, 2017