Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

bust a dust

to nut dust usually by a old person no cum

grandpa just bust a dust all over the couch

by noodleman69 May 3, 2017

match in the dust

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.

"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012

emporer of the dust

A person who enjoys sleeping with very old people

What he slept with her, shes like 89! He's a real emporer of the dust!

by scorky May 25, 2012

Steiner Dust

A dust from coloured pencils that apparently makes everything beautiful

"OMG that picture looks shit, wait its got steiner dust on it. thats amazing!"

by skernian December 27, 2011

dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011