Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
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Get the Douching hour mug.Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.
No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017
Get the douche tip mug.I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.
by themacbear September 20, 2016
Get the Douche-Kazoo mug.Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
Get the Douche Ninja mug.Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."
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