dfpwm

dont fucking play with me

girl dfpwm

by lmfaoooo.kk April 26, 2023

dfs

Dumb fuck syndrome. Someone who aspires to be the sugar daddy of someone far too young for them, but then realises they do not have the captial to back it up, or not being able to spell soup, "soep".

Dont listen to Zane, he has dfs.

by shuccerdeez September 9, 2023

A.D.D.F.

"After Doo Doo Fart".

When right after you shit, you have some bad gas coming right after it.

Closely related to B.D.D.F.
Before Doo Doo Fart

Ryan's Mom: Ryan are you ok?

Ryan: ( Burning a hole through his fuckin pants!) Hell No ...Bitch ..I Got A.D.D.F. !!!

by OneSimoneJ June 22, 2011

E.D.F

Eat, Drink, Fuck

Life’s necessities-E.D.F

by BigTippy November 14, 2018

DFM

A woman with physical and mental disabilities who likes to blame society and not her own failings as a person for all that is wrong with her life.
Commonly spotted in amongst free cheese lines at major welfare hand out shelters.

Did you do a DFM today?
No, I worked for my cheese today.

by popular girls November 19, 2003

dfg

1. short form for down for gangus
2. to ask someone if they are willing to let you gangus them

me: yo I was with this hot girl last night
friend: no way was she dfg?
me: yea it was freakin awesome!

by bffldsnabs October 9, 2011

dfd

Abbreviation for one of the best bands of all time, Dog Fashion Disco.

Hey did you guys see the dfd show last night?

by Pogo February 28, 2005