December 23

Beat up a ginger day. For 24 hours, on December 23rd, you can beat up any ginger. Go ham on them.

John: Why are you shanking me?!?
Joe: It’s December 23rd.
John: Ah, respectable. Carry on.

by Doggovize December 14, 2020

December 28

December 28 is national tell you crush you like them day.

Me: Do you like me?
Crush: I have liked you for a long time. I wish you would’ve told me sooner.

Me: 😊
Me: I’m so happy it’s December 28

by Dakota Sky December 28, 2020

December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

December 2 2009

My birthday!

december 2 2009 is my birthday!

by Slerra! April 11, 2022

december 3rd

my birthday 🔥🔥🔥

"you know what december 3rd is?"
"YEA RYAN'S BIRTHDAY‼️"

by ryansthebest December 1, 2022

Yeetos Deleetos

Yeetos Deleetos Is When You Delete Something

It is such a powerful deleeting source even thanos cant keep up

Thanos: I have the infinity gauntlet and i will detroy half of the universe
Me: Not so fast i have the power of yeetos deleetos

by Forknife December 2, 2018

Redemption December

For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self

in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are

1.don’t beat thou meat

2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams

Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November

Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch

by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019