"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."
by Aspxts-pa-leez January 05, 2018
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 04, 2024
Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.
"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"
by KCHyphy November 07, 2008
Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
by stainless67 April 18, 2022
by SRMVegas December 16, 2010
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024