Dead Sansjob

A Blowjob given to the receiver by an inanimate skeleton.

Hey did you hear John was at it again?

Oh god what did he do?

He got a dead Sansjob

by sansjobboy69 August 23, 2020

Dead Buns

When you're super serious about doing something or just super serious in general.

"Omg when I see that girl in school, I will pull her weave off, dead buns"
"I am dead buns about posting that picture of you"

by NeonRoses84 September 13, 2014

dead replys

When a girl or boy puts no effort into a chat message or messages and just uses normal single words or things that try and dead off the conversation so it is no longer talkable.

“hey karen how are you”
“alright”
“what you been doing recently?”
“nothing”
“need to meet up sometime up for a drink?”
“no”
“stop giving dead replys!”
“no”

by Thom Staticz 2 October 11, 2018

Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.

"He's a "dead penguin"..."

by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019

Dead Travis

What they will find in my closet when I leave wrapped in plastic and neatly hacked.

Jamie: oh shit dead Travis is liquifying and leaking into my leopard print stilettos!
Jamie's other personality: it's ok they're open toed and winter is coming plus your fat and ugly.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2015

Dead inside

To be completely dead and rotting inside mentally, in such a level that you can't handle even seeing the light of day without having a mini seizure because your whole entitlement broke like a grandmas back because your unimportant to this vast lonely stupid world

I feel "Dead inside" today, I think I slept on my left side.

by whyareyouonadickshanitsaary January 19, 2021

dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.

by fvck09 February 6, 2009