Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
by krizdel May 11, 2011

by lilybobby May 26, 2018

an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)
by Blehck! June 29, 2009

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

The best day of the week (fortnightly), the second main income off scotland, where on giro day your skint before you get back from the post office. Moan the giro day
by A friend off pie face June 24, 2016

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view
"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."
by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005
