Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

crystal arrell

SPONGEBOB
THE OFFICE
TRY ME :)

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!

by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020