An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.
Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
by Optiso March 9, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. by Rose_dragon June 10, 2021
Get the crystal mckaymug. I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug. Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
Get the Crystal glenmug. Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
Get the crystal lightmug. (Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
Get the Crystal Queermug. by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023
Get the Crystal picklemug.