cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman August 6, 2005

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim May 2, 2006

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.

Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).

by Jared Erman June 21, 2021

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012