Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack

Hey honey, crack or sack?

by Cthorn May 25, 2019

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

Crack spat

An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.

Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?

by StottRod November 4, 2018

Slack crack

slackness of woman genitalia

fuckin ell lass u gotta slack crack

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003