The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.
A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?
B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.
A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.
A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
by Chrizone May 30, 2018
Get the Crack Beltmug. He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.
"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018
Get the Tea crackingmug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the Coffee crackmug. by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018
Get the Crack Bromug. Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.
Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.
Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009
Get the Crack Weezymug. by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012
Get the Ass-Crackingmug. Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.
by Kid Blue July 6, 2022
Get the Coke Crackmug.