fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

cable

The next thing Lanzer will take over... Also good for watching porn.

NBC or the "adult" channel your parents won't let you watch.

by Chi and Alchemist Zeal June 11, 2005

Lan cable

Lan Cable: Some one of gay tendancies. In regards to clothing or persona.

"Man that guys a lan cable"
or
"Gezzz what that guys wearing is so Lan"

by Jiminy Worrell December 12, 2008

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

the cradle robber

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

Crawler

Some who consistently gets rabbit-holed by reddit all day long - usually at work.

"Man, Lindsay is such a crawler, she’s always posting things from reddit to me on g-chat."

by LexOrandi January 11, 2012

craplets

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.

I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.

by maverickdallas October 18, 2009